His M.B.A.

Undergrad at Yale, master's from Harvard,

you'd guess most superior business sense,

or at least intellect. In this instance, guess

again. Though his wallet's single card

reads U.S. President, we've also heard

of past jobs, serial mismanagement,

the utter follies of dollars and cents,

bankruptcies and worse. I wouldn't buy lard

from a quickshop he worked, yet there he sits

lording over nine far-reaching planets,

moving armies like tokens on a board.

If only he'd spend what we could afford.

The M.B.A. is a con man's degree--

snake oil without English and History.

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